(Source: keikolyn, via jackieetran)

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

(via domolover1234689)

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

(Source: mermaids-and-anchors, via 0bdurat3)

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

(Source: thankyoucorndog, via zegct1)

mymodernmet:

Andrew Zo designed the Clifton engagement ring box, a unique product that not only conceals the ring in a slim, wallet-size container before the big proposal, but also unfolds to show the ring pirouetting like a blooming flower.

(via soggycoffee)

bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

image

(via kararawrx)

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

(via phaibooty)

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

(Source: brokenimagephotos, via phaibooty)

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

(via susaaan)

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

(via jjoka)

jackieetran:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

OBBBBBBVIOUSLY option #3 is the best

muscleluvr2:

the fact that women have to fake orgasms so that dudes who dont care about giving them orgasms dont have to feel bad about not giving them orgasms after making no effort to in the first place is ridiculous

(via fairnessessity)

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

(via fairnessessity)

"

There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them.

Anonymous (via catsgomao)

(Source: bonus, via representnguyen)